This article Auto Astrology – Finding your perfect car in the stars  originally appeared in Lehigh Valley (PA) Magazine   It was first published in 2003 when Jupiter was in Leo and Leos love their cars!  I had forgotten how fun the article is too – so it seems  like a good time to get it out again. Note: the autos and trucks mentioned are from 2003 too, so stretch your imagination to similar current models.

Auto Astrology  is a collaboration between myself and freelance writer Leonora Dannelke whose car review column RoadRunner was a feature in the magazine. Leonora thought it would be fun to tie astrology into an article about autos.  She knows all about cars, and called upon my expertise in astrology.

Enjoy!
Melissa

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Auto Astrology – Finding your perfect car in the stars

Aries (March 22 – April 21) Aries is all about being the pioneer.  Fiery
Aries types machete down the path for the rest of us to follow later!  They
love to be ahead of the pack, and will want the newest models. They are keen
competitors as well, and enjoy being one step ahead of the Jones. Aries
natives, who know how to please themselves, will spare no expense for what
they want to get!  Mars, the war god, is their ruler, so they go for force
and speed, and love to drive on the dangerous edge of safety (or over that
edge!). They like a vehicle with power first, then style.  Practicality is
their last concern!  Their favorite color will be red, without a doubt! They
are often the new “cowboys”, so feisty SUVs, like the Honda Element or Land
Rover Ranger Rover, appeal to them, as do trucks — especially the Dodge Ram
3500 Quad Cab pickup. Famous sun in Aries personalities Eddie Murphy,
Jackie Chan, Keira Knightly, Lady Gaga, Robert Downey Jr.

Taurus (April 22 – May 20) Taurus is a big teddy bear who wants something
comfy, yet practical. Earthy Taurus types need something appealing to their
senses – it must look good, feel nice, even smell great (leather interiors
are totally for them!).  Down to earth Taurus is the ultimate in
practicality, so they must have a vehicle with great gas mileage (they like
nothing better than sailing past a gas station, while Aries types love to
show off their car at every stop!)  Taurus likes the tried and true, and
goes more for classic style than new flashy models.  Sedate sedans made by
Volvo, Volkswagen, Saturn, and good old Ford – think Taurus, of course! –
are more likely to be their picks. The colors they go for are gray/silver,
tan, or conservative blues. They are not the type to trade in a car every
year either.  They are willing to pay good money for a solid vehicle, but it
must last them forever!  In fact, Taurus gets very attached to their
vehicle, for which they will often have a pet name like “Big Blue” or “Tan
Tank.” Famous sun in Taurus personalities Al Pacino, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma
Thurman, Randy Travis, Janet Jackson.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Gemini is like quicksilver and wants constant
variety and change.  Geminis are all about fun, fashion and flash. They get
bored easily and are the ones most likely to want to lease or to trade their
car in every year. They will easily sacrifice comfort, and practicality for
style!  Airy Gemini likes their car to look sleek and prefers a smaller,
faster model to a large clunker. They would die for a Jaguar XKR or a Mazda
Miata MX-5, but if their pocketbook doesn’t allow, they want a perky look,
like a Neon SXT or a Mini Cooper. Geminis love color, and can be counted on
to pick the new outrageous hues like a chartreuse VW Beetle, for example.
Gemini is very social, so they also want enough room in their car for their
friends to jam in for a ride to the mall or latest dance club. Geminis also
name their cars, tending to go for silly. You could easily hear your Gemini
friend say ,”Let’s go for a ride in the ‘Green Goblin’”,  or  “Hop in ‘Silky
Sally’ for a spin.” Famous sun in Gemini personalities  Venus
Williams, Mike Myers, Alanis Morissette, Tim Allen, Natalie Portman.

Cancer (June 21 – July 20) Cancers are very security oriented and
traditional.  Cancer is likely to pick a very safe vehicle and one that fits
in with their neighbors, rather than stands out from the crowd.  Cancers
adore children, so they will want a van or good size car with room enough
for the whole family to go places together.  They are creatures of the night
and will go for a moon roof, if they can get it.  Cancers, like their Taurus
cousins, appreciate comfort and want something that cuddles them as they
drive. They would rather be at home anyway, so they look for a car as cozy
as their living room couch! Color and style are not number one for them.
Their priority is to keep their family safe while out on the road.  Airbags
and the latest safety features will be a must for them. The Volvo XC90,
Lexus GS 300, or Pontiac Bonneville would be good choices. Famous sun in
Cancer personalities Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Ariana Grande, Lindsey Lohan,
Prince William.

Leo (July 21 – August 22) Leo the Lion are the kings and queens of the
zodiac, and demand the very best in everything they own – especially a large
purchase like a car. Top of the line models from Mercedes-Benz, Lexus,
Jaguar, and Lincoln are their natural preferences. The new Cadillac XLR was
made for Leos with deep pockets. If their budget doesn’t allow for those
luxury models, they will figure out a way to own a vehicle that says, “Look
at me!”  The Chrysler Crossfire and Nissan 350z offer sporty,
attention-getting style that Leos crave, along with more modest price tags.
Leos love every person and every thing dear to their hearts, including their
pets (Leos often own big dogs!). Leo might even consider getting a
convertible, so Lucky the family pooch can feel the wind in his fur! Style
is definitely important to them, as well as color; deep burgundy and rich
shades of gold appeal to them.  In general Leos would not be caught dead in
a car that was not up to their idea of class.  Famous sun in Leo
personalities  Mick Jagger, Jennifer Lopez,  Magic Johnson, Martha Stewart,
Halle Berry.

Virgo (August 23 – September 21) Virgos are interested in class and style
too, but have a different idea of what that means than flashy Leo. Virgos
want their vehicle to be refined and understated like a BMW 3 Series or a
Toyota Camry. Classical Virgos are often antique buffs and go for retro
looks like a PT Cruiser or new VW Beetle (in a toned down hue of course!).
Virgos are thrifty and will seek out cars with good gas mileage. They are
utilitarian too, and wouldn’t mind a good-looking truck or van if they need
it for their work. Virgos can be happy with a variety of vehicles that meet
these standards, but what is most important to them are the details.
Interior style and amenities are as important (or even more!) than the
exterior look of a car. Famous sun in Virgo personalities Sean Connery,
Shania Twain,  Jimmy Fallon,  Beyonce, Keanu Reeves.

Libra (September 22 – October 23) Libras are the icons of culture in
society, and want a car that will satisfy both their need for conformity and
their desire for beauty.  Venus, goddess of love, is their ruler, so they
must be enamored of their auto. Libras can literally fall in love with a new
car. They are the ones most likely to demand grace of form in their vehicle,
both interior and exterior. They will never choose an ugly anything, much
less an important purchase like a car. Color and style are always top
considerations in their decision process. So if you want to totally capture
the heart of the Libra you love, buy them a beautiful Lamborghini or
Ferrari! They also want a balance between luxury and practicality, and hope
to get decent gas mileage from their vehicle too. An Audi TT would suit a
Libra well. Famous sun in Libra personalities Snoop Dog, Gwyneth Paltrow,
Kate Winslet, Matt Damon, Bruno Mars.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22) Scorpios are all about power! Ideally
they would love to be chauffeured in a limo while they broker high finance
deals in the back! They not only want, but will demand, a vehicle that oozes
wealth and control. If they are in a high-income stratum, they will have a
Lexus, Lincoln, BMW, or similar top-drawer vehicle that will have all the
electronic navigational tools and latest communication systems
pre-installed. If their budget is more modest, they will still insist on
getting the most for their money, and will nego any salesperson into the
ground to get it too! (Woe to the salesperson who underestimates a Scorpio!)
Scorpios like trucks (bigger the better) and SUVs also — Cadillac Escalade,
Lincoln Blackwood, or Chevrolet Avalanche are good choices — and almost
always go for black or darker colors. They like the idea of not being
obvious at first glance, but want to make sure you take a second and third
look as they ride by!  Famous sun in Scorpio personalities Bill Gates,
Winona Ryder, Prince Charles, Whoopi Goldberg, Ryan Reynolds.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 20) Sagittarians are the star signs
travelers. They are born with backpacks on their backs ready to go at a
moment’s notice!  For Sagittarius, a vehicle equals freedom to have fun on
the road of life. Motorcycles definitely appeal to their sense of adventure.
From the most intimidating Harley to the tamest Honda, you’ll find
Saggitarians riding out in the open air. Style is less important than
function for Sagittarius. These half-horse folks (the centaur is their
symbol) are sports enthusiasts. They want a vehicle sturdy enough for rugged
terrain, and hefty enough to carry all their gear.  Compact, agile trucks,
such as the Nissan Frontier, or SUVs, like the Suburu Outback or Jeep
Liberty, appeal to them. Sagittarius love to live on the road too, so when
you see a big RV hauling a Dodge Durango, rest assured it’s a Sagittarian!
Famous sun in Sagittarius personalities Tina Turner,  Steven
Spielberg, Samuel L. Jackson, Tyra Banks, Taylor Swift.

Capricorn (December 21 – January 20) Capricorns are the CEOs of the zodiac
and are usually found at the top of the food chain. They love important
looking, yet understated cars. Any Mercedes-Benz or Infiniti, appeal to
their sense of dignity and decorum, as will the best Volvos, top flight
Audis and Acuras. Form and function must go together for Capricorn. Design
must make sense, not be just for whimsy or decoration. Color is important
for Capricorn. They prefer blacks, gray/silvers, or dark tones, and would
not be caught dead in a hot pink Kia!  Capricorns want value for their
money, but are willing to pay top dollar if they are suitably impressed by a
car’s image. A Dodge Intrepid would fit the bill for a Capricorn –
masterful, yet low key. Famous sun in Capricorn personalities Denzel
Washington, Ted Danson,  Kate Moss, Ricky Martin, Dolly Parton.

Aquarius (January 21 – Febuary 19) Aquarians are the unique souls of the
zodiac wheel. They are fascinated with cutting-edge machines and futuristic
designs.  Aquarians are the ones most likely to buy an electric or
alternative fuel car. Gas-electric hybrids like the Toyota Prius or Honda
Insight are perfect for Aquarians. They love gleaming metal, the shinier the
better. If they could get a car made out of crystal, they would!  The latest
gizmos, gadgets, and electronic tools are a must in their vehicle, and they
will make sure they have all the best communication and navigational
devices, too.  Aquarius has a zany side, and likes being known for having
the most unusual or even weirdest stuff. They will most definitely be drawn
by style, color and design. If you see a neon glow VW Bug with a strange
looking antenna on the roof, you can lay bet it’s an Aquarian! Famous sun in
Aquarius personalities Oprah Winfrey, Harry Styles, Alicia Keyes, Chris Rock,
Justin Timberlake.

Pisces (February 20 – March 21) Sweet Pisces are the most romantic and
spiritual of all the star signs.  They are also the least practical, and
could purchase a car based solely on its name, like an Elantra, Prizm, or
Mirage! Pisces are creative and artistic and would rather be painting a
picture of a spring meadow, than driving to get there. Their vehicle must
have the ability to make their ride a magical, mystery tour. Pisces will
spend their last dime to get a good sound system for their car, and are the
ones most likely to have incense wafting from their Deadhead decaled
windows, with crystals, feathers and dream catchers hanging on their
rear-view mirror.  Purple is their favorite color. They would die to have a
lavender Olds Aurora with a paisley interior!  Famous sun in Pisces
personalities Jon Bon Jovi, Drew Barrymore, Chris Martin,
Queen Latifah, Carrie Underwood.

copyright 2003 M.Stratton/L.Dannelke